victoriashaunting:

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guy:

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(Source: guy, via hotboyproblems)

victoriashaunting:

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via orgasm)